Lifetime & Limited Warranties

Lifetime guarantee

Lifetime Warranty on Our Implants

We offer a lifetime warranty against manufacturing defects which may impact operation of all implant products sold by Dangerous Things. If your chip implant ever stops working due to a manufacturing defect, we will replace it for free.

Limited Warranty on Other Merchandise

Implements

We will replace any implement that is determined to be defective from 90 days of purchase.

Wearables

We will replace any implement that is determined to be defective from 90 days of purchase.

Accessories/Electronics

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